Bloggah!

The Blogger Song

Oh, the candidate's a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh, the candidate's a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger too.
He'll meet you and treat you and ask you for your vote,
But look out, boys, he's a-bloggin’ for your vote.

We're all a-bloggin’,
Bloggin’, bloggin’, bloggin’,
Oh, we're all a-bloggin’ out the way through the world.

Oh, the preacher, he's a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh, the preacher, he's a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger, too.
He'll preach the gospel and tell you of your crimes,
But look out, boys, he's bloggin’ for your dimes.

Oh, the merchant, he's a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh, the merchant, he's a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger, too.
He'll sell you goods at double the price,
But when you go to pay him you'll have to pay him twice.

Oh, the sheriff, he's a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh, the sheriff, he's a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger, too.
He'll act like a friend and a mighty fine man,
But look out, boys, he'll put you in the can.

Oh, the general, he's a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh the general, he's a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger, too.
He'll march you up and he'll march you down,
But look out, boys, he'll put you under ground.

Oh, the lover is a blogger, yes, a well-known blogger,
Oh, the lover is a blogger, yes, and I'm a blogger, too.
He'll hug you and kiss you and call you his bride,
But look out, girls, he's telling you a lie.